Ex-BBC presenter John Humphrys has a new job. It’s surprised no one.

John Humphrys left the BBC in September 2019 after 32 years of presenting Radio 4‘s Today programme. Now, he has a new job. And his choice of employer is surprising, well, no one.

True to form

Humphrys’s performance at the BBC left a lot to be desired. From sycophantic interviews of Tory ministers to asking imbecilic questions on the climate crisis, he faced a lot of criticism through the years.

Given the controversial figure he proved to be at the public broadcaster, the next stop he’s chosen in his career hasn’t come as a shock. In fact, it feels quite fitting. Humphrys has taken a job as a columnist at the Daily Mail.

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Somehow I'm not astonished that John Humphrys has become a Daily Mail columnist.

— Chris Nickson (@ChrisNickson2) January 12, 2020

Towing the approved line

Speaking about his new role, Humphrys said:

The Mail is a paper that knows what it believes in, and proudly says so, but it does not demand that its columnists toe an approved line

That’s the big test of a paper’s integrity.

The idea that the Mail has ‘integrity’ isn’t the only amusing part of Humphrys’s gushing assessment of the tabloid. The notion that it invites in a variety of columnists who veer from its general stance is pretty tickling too. And even if it did, Humphrys clearly doesn’t fit that bill. Because the ex-BBC presenter’s first article as a weekly columnist for the Daily Mail toes exactly the sort of line the tabloid is known for.

Headlined Why has Britain lost its sense of humour?, Humphrys’s article railed against ‘wokeness’. He argued that Britain is “entering an era of joke prohibition” because so many potential objects of humour are now off limits, in a politically correct sense. Humphrys gave a number of examples of how the ‘woke’ police have ruined humour. Most of them involved women. He decried the inability to make jokes around situations that involved domestic violence and sexual assault, for example.

Over in the Mail John Humphrys appears to be disappointed that jokes about sexual assault haven’t gone down well pic.twitter.com/wMkj1f89C9

— Alan White (@aljwhite) January 11, 2020

Peas in a pod

This isn’t new territory for Humphrys. A lot of the controversy he courted at the BBC involved his handling of such matters. But the idea that the ex-BBC presenter has something different to offer the Mail from the standard ‘approved line’ of the tabloid – which is defined by its white, male approach to the world – is laughable.

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