MPs just acted out their own version of Orwell’s ‘Animal Farm’

It appears MPs are acting out their own version of George Orwell’s Animal Farm. Because, as the saying goes, while ‘all animals are equal’, MPs are ‘more equal than others’. As they look set to get certain privileges that the rest of us don’t.

Sorry, what?

As BBC News reported, the speaker of the House of Commons Lindsay Hoyle was talking about coronavirus (Covid-19) testing for MPs. Testing was, as BBC News put it, so “more of them could safely enter the Commons chamber”. Obviously home working, Zoom, and remote voting (being done across Europe) have bypassed the “Mother of Parliaments“. Hoyle said:

To be quite honest with you, I’d like to do it daily, not weekly. The problem is weekly testing doesn’t tell you anything.

The the commons authorities are reportedly “looking at it”. Meanwhile, MP for Victorian Throwbacks and Commons leader Jacob Rees-Mogg doesn’t think MPs should have to wear face masks; something Hoyle agrees with. One rule for them, hey?

But the story caused quite a storm on social media.

Not happy

Labour MP Justin Madders compared the proposed testing to the situation for health workers:

The Government still haven’t managed to get regular testing for nhs and social care staff which has to be a priority over this https://t.co/ghjjJzNzxN

— Justin Madders (@justinmadders) September 6, 2020

Iwan made a similar point about teachers:

If mp's need daily testing to return to normal work patterns, why on earth don't schools, where teachers are being asked to expose themselves to dozens of children who could be potential asymptomatic carriers every day? https://t.co/iHGdLLKLNw

— Iwan Evans (@iwanevans) September 6, 2020

And Jamie Fryer thought the story summed up the state of UK society more broadly:

https://twitter.com/DrJamieFryer/status/1302504037657579521

But it was Jade who put it in a nutshell with the use of a famous Orwell quote:

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others…

The speaker is happy for parliament to be crowded again, but has ruled out MPs wearing masks.https://t.co/lK8QjXlZIy

— Jade Eloise Norris (@jadenozzz) September 6, 2020

MPs: the pigs with their snouts in the Westminster trough

It seems obscene that MPs could get daily testing, when they could do much of their work from home. More obscene because in recent days there have been a flurry of news reports about testing for the ‘plebs’ running out. This includes key workers such as NHS staff. That’s the same NHS staff who have had to fight the government over a pay rise – while MPs have got one themselves this year.

Politician’s pay went up by 3.1% this year. This compares to the same increase for teachers, 2.8% for doctors and dentists, 2.5% for the police, and 2% for the armed forces. But as The Canary reported, the government didn’t give nurses a pay rise this year – except one already outlined in 2018; 6.5% over three years. So technically, nurse’s wages went up by 2.16% – while MPs’ pocketed 3.1% more (nearly £2,500 extra a year).

All animals are equal, hey? Except, of course, the pigs with their snouts in the Westminster trough.

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